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Zombie Tea | Herbal Focus for ADHD, Brain Fog & Energy
Zombie Tea | Herbal Focus for ADHD, Brain Fog & Energy
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ZOMBIE TEAÂ Brain & Body Boost Focus Tea for the Living Dead
"Feel alive again. Focus like a fiend, without losing your mind."
Brewed for the zombified, the scatterbrained, and the completely checked-out, this caffeinated cauldron clears the fog and sharpens the senses.
Each sip delivers a jolt of herbal energy that powers the body, soothes the mind, and awakens that sweet, long-lost thing called focus. No groaning. No dragging limbs. Just pure "I've returned to the land of the living" magic. 🧠🕯️
What It's Designed For
- Mid-day slumps and mental mush
- ADHD & focus struggles
- Anxiety-fueled fatigue
- Brain fog, headaches, and blah days
- Digestive support + immune function
- Mood dips, motivation lulls, and memory meh-ness
What It Does
- Energizes without the crash
- Boosts learning, memory, and stamina
- Reduces inflammation, fatigue, and brain fuzz
- Calms anxious thoughts while waking up the body
- Perfect pre-task, pre-work, or pre-bite-into-someone's-head tea 🦷
How to Use It
- Best as a mid-day pick-me-up when the slump hits hard
- Incredible iced with lemonade for the ultimate Terrific Tea Lemonade mocktail 🍋
- Sip slowly… your human form will return shortly
Not Safe For
- Pregnancy or breastfeeding
- Children under 14
Taste Profile
Minty-fresh with a light green tea depth, a burst of tart hibiscus, and a hint of herbal wildness from damiana and guarana. Refreshingly weird, in the best possible way.Â
Ingredients
Green Tea, Hibiscus, Damiana, Marshmallow Root, Guarana Seed, Peppermint
Caffeinated | Focus-Forward | Zombie-Approved 25–35mg caffeine per 8oz serving (1 Guarana seed = ~10mg caffeine)
Dead in the head? This brew's your thread. Stitch your brain back up instead. With every sip, your senses spark, your mind returns from cold and dark. A jolt of life, no fear, no fuss. This tea's the cure for brain-dead us. 🖤
DISCLAIMERÂ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease and should not be considered medical advice. It is the customer's responsibility to review contraindications before use. Please consult a healthcare professional before using any herbal tea for health or medical reasons, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, or taking medications.
How do you steep loose leaf tea?
How do you steep loose leaf tea?
Steep 2-4g or 1-2 tsp of loose tea in 8 oz of water for 5-8 mins.
Store in a dry and cool place.
How many cups of tea?
How many cups of tea?
50g Tea pack varies from 15-25 cups of 8oz tea depending on strength preference.
100g - 35 -50 cups of tea depending on strength preference.
How much tea can I drink?
How much tea can I drink?
Consuming a LOT of anything, out of the blue - even if the product is 100% safe and beneficial, can shock your system.
Drinking too much water, for example, can lead to nasty side effects. It is all about BALANCE, introducing and experimenting slowly and consistently.
Our recommendations are to check with your doctor first for contraindications. Second, experiment slowly and lightly and watch for side effects. Start with 1-2 cups daily.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All Orders are MADE-TO-ORDER.
At Emerald Coast Alternatives, every order is handcrafted with care by our small but dedicated team of 1-2 people. Due to the handmade nature of our products and the volume of orders we receive, processing times can take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days before your order is ready to ship.
Once shipped, USPS delivery times can be unpredictable, and while most packages arrive in a timely manner, occasional delays or lost packages do occur. To set realistic expectations, we estimate a total shipping timeframe of 3-4 weeks from the time you place your order. We know this may seem like a long wait, and we truly appreciate your patience as we work hard to streamline our process and get your teas to you as quickly as possible.
We are incredibly grateful for your support of our small business, and we’re always working on improving our processing and shipping times. If you ever have concerns about your order, please don’t hesitate to reach out!
Thank you for your patience and for being part of our tea-loving community! 💚🍵
10-day Returns on unopened products. $5 fee for return label.
No returns on opened products.
Overall rating: 4.9583335 / 5 from 72 reviews.
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"Excellent as always"
Amazing teas and outstanding service and knowledge
"Emerald Coast Alternative Tea Shop is truly a hidden treasure. Kat and Kyrstyn are not only a joy to work with but are also incredibly knowledgeable about every ingredient they use in their teas. Their passion shines through in every recommendation and blend. My personal favorite is the Zombie Blend, which has made a noticeable difference in my daily routine. My kids are hooked on Mellow Minds, and we’ve seen remarkable improvements in their mood and focus. The quality and care that goes into these teas are unmatched. If you’re looking for teas that truly work their magic, this is the place to go!"
Love this tea!
"Love this tea!"
LIFE Changing teas!!!
"I have struggled hard core with ptsd, depression, and anxiety for the last 19 years. I have been on multiple different medications and NOTHING compares to this tea right here! This tea is LITERALLY a life saver."
Taste great!!
"Taste great!!"
"Love this tea! It tastes so good and smells even better."
"Incredible. This is probably my 4th time ordering and it never disappoints"
"Really helped me to wake up"
"Not a magic cure all but DEFINITELY Feel alot better after drinking this tea mixed with Rise and shine! Start my day with it & I love the taste!"
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