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Zombie Tea - Brain & Body Boost Blend
Zombie Tea - Brain & Body Boost Blend
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ZOMBIE TEA — Brain & Body Boost Focus Tea for the Living Dead
"Feel alive again! Focus like a fiend, without losing your mind."
Brewed for the zombified, the scatterbrained, and the completely checked-out, this caffeinated cauldron clears the fog and sharpens the senses. Each sip delivers a jolt of herbal energy that powers the body, soothes the mind, and awakens that sweet, long-lost thing called focus. No groaning, no dragging limbs, just pure “I’ve returned to the land of the living” magic. ✨
🧠 What It’s Designed For:
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Mid-day slumps and mental mush
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ADHD & focus struggles
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Anxiety-fueled fatigue
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Brain fog, headaches, and blah days
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Digestive support + immune function
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Mood dips, motivation lulls, and memory meh-ness
⚡ What It Does:
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Energizes without the crash
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Boosts learning, memory, and stamina
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Reduces inflammation, fatigue, and brain fuzz
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Calms anxious thoughts while waking up the body
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Perfect pre-task, pre-work, or pre-bite-into-someone’s-head tea
🫖 How to Use It:
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Ideal mid-day pick-me-up when the slump hits hard
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Great iced with lemonade for the ultimate Terrific Tea Lemonade mocktail
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Sip slowly… your human form will return shortly 🧟♂️
⚠️ Not Safe For:
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Pregnancy or breastfeeding
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Littles under 14
🍃 Taste Profile:
Minty-fresh with a light green tea depth, a burst of tart hibiscus, and a hint of herbal wildness from damiana and guarana. It’s refreshingly weird, in the best possible way.
🌿 Ingredients:
Green Tea, Hibiscus, Damiana, Marshmallow Root, Guarana Seed, Peppermint
Caffeinated | Focus-Forward | Zombie-Approved
Caffeinated Tea: 25-35mg per 8oz (1 Guarana seed =10mg caffeine)
🧟♂️ ZOMBIE TEA - (code: CREEPYSTEEP)
Dead in the head? This brew’s your thread
Stitch your brain back up instead!
With every sip, your senses spark,
Your mind returns from cold and dark.
A jolt of life, no fear, no fuss
This tea’s the cure for brain-dead us.
DISCLAIMER
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This information is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases and should not be considered as medical advice for dealing with a given problem. It is the customer's responsibility to become familiar with the contraindications of any tea or herbal before using. Please consult a healthcare professional before drinking any tea or herbal for health or medical reasons, particularly if you are pregnant, nursing, or on any medications.
Tea Instructions
Tea Instructions
Steep 2-4g/1Tbsp of loose tea in 8 oz of water for 5-8 mins.
Store in a dry and cool place.
How many cups of tea?
How many cups of tea?
50g Tea pack varies from 15-25 cups of 8oz tea depending on strength preference.
100g - 35 -50 cups of tea depending on strength preference.
How much tea can I drink?
How much tea can I drink?
Consuming a LOT of anything, out of the blue - even if the product is 100% safe and beneficial, can shock your system.
Drinking too much water, for example, can lead to nasty side effects. It is all about BALANCE, introducing and experimenting slowly and consistently.
Our recommendations are to check with your doctor first for contraindications. Second, experiment slowly and lightly and watch for side effects. Start with 1-2 cups daily.
Materials
Materials
Eco-Friendly Packaging!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All Orders are MADE-TO-ORDER.
At Emerald Coast Alternatives, every order is handcrafted with care by our small but dedicated team of 1-2 people. Due to the handmade nature of our products and the volume of orders we receive, processing times can take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days before your order is ready to ship.
Once shipped, USPS delivery times can be unpredictable, and while most packages arrive in a timely manner, occasional delays or lost packages do occur. To set realistic expectations, we estimate a total shipping timeframe of 3-4 weeks from the time you place your order. We know this may seem like a long wait, and we truly appreciate your patience as we work hard to streamline our process and get your teas to you as quickly as possible.
We are incredibly grateful for your support of our small business, and we’re always working on improving our processing and shipping times. If you ever have concerns about your order, please don’t hesitate to reach out!
Thank you for your patience and for being part of our tea-loving community! 💚🍵
10-day Returns on unopened products. $5 fee for return label.
No returns on opened products.
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Our teas are handmade in large batches. If you need to customize this blend (add or remove any ingredients) please order it as a custom blend. Thank You!

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