Zombie Tea - Brain & Body Boost Blend

ZOMBIE TEA — Brain & Body Boost Focus Tea for the Living Dead 

"Feel alive again! Focus like a fiend, without losing your mind."

Brewed for the zombified, the scatterbrained, and the completely checked-out, this caffeinated cauldron clears the fog and sharpens the senses. Each sip delivers a jolt of herbal energy that powers the body, soothes the mind, and awakens that sweet, long-lost thing called focus. No groaning, no dragging limbs, just pure “I’ve returned to the land of the living” magic. ✨

🧠 What It’s Designed For:

• Mid-day slumps and mental mush

• ADHD & focus struggles

• Anxiety-fueled fatigue

• Brain fog, headaches, and blah days

• Digestive support + immune function

• Mood dips, motivation lulls, and memory meh-ness

⚡ What It Does:

• Energizes without the crash

• Boosts learning, memory, and stamina

• Reduces inflammation, fatigue, and brain fuzz

• Calms anxious thoughts while waking up the body
  

• Perfect pre-task, pre-work, or pre-bite-into-someone’s-head tea

🫖 How to Use It:

• Ideal mid-day pick-me-up when the slump hits hard

• Great iced with lemonade for the ultimate Terrific Tea Lemonade mocktail

• Sip slowly… your human form will return shortly 🧟♂️

⚠️ Not Safe For:

• Pregnancy or breastfeeding

• Littles under 14
  

🍃 Taste Profile:
Minty-fresh with a light green tea depth, a burst of tart hibiscus, and a hint of herbal wildness from damiana and guarana. It’s refreshingly weird, in the best possible way.

🌿 Ingredients:
Green Tea, Hibiscus, Damiana, Marshmallow Root, Guarana Seed, Peppermint
Caffeinated | Focus-Forward | Zombie-Approved

Caffeinated Tea: 25-35mg per 8oz (1 Guarana seed =10mg caffeine)

🧟♂️ ZOMBIE TEA 
Dead in the head? This brew’s your thread
Stitch your brain back up instead!
With every sip, your senses spark,
Your mind returns from cold and dark.
A jolt of life, no fear, no fuss 
This tea’s the cure for brain-dead us.

DISCLAIMER

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This information is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases and should not be considered as medical advice for dealing with a given problem. It is the customer's responsibility to become familiar with the contraindications of any tea or herbal before using. Please consult a healthcare professional before drinking any tea or herbal for health or medical reasons, particularly if you are pregnant, nursing, or on any medications.