Designed Just for Your Haunted Human Body + Brain

Top-selling personalized tea blends for anxious minds, tired spirits, and neurospicy souls.
Crafted by your Haunted Herbalist, where science meets magic in every sip.

Step into the apothecary and let us blend a custom herbal tea crafted exactly for your body, your symptoms, and your haunted little heart. Whether you need help with sleep, digestion, hormones, anxiety, focus, inflammation, or emotional regulation, your potion is blended fresh with herbal wisdom, science-backed support, and a touch of spooky tea magic.

These custom blends are our best-sellers for a reason: they work and they taste incredible.

What We Can Create for You

Tell us the symptoms, struggles, or goals you want support with. We design the blend. You sip the spell.

Common Requests We Support:

• Poor digestion & bloating

• Hormone balance (PMS, PCOS, cycle support)

• Low libido or sexual wellness

• Low energy & fatigue

• Poor sleep quality / insomnia

• Mental focus, cognition & ADHD support

• Calming, grounding & stress relief

• Anxiety, mental clutter & overwhelm

• Mood support & emotional stability

• IBS, nervous stomach & gut sensitivity

• Restlessness or restless legs

• Caffeine or caffeine-free options

• PMS/cramping support

• Immune support

• Headaches & migraines

• Pregnancy or nursing-friendly blends

• Meditation & mindfulness teas

• Lucid dreaming blends

Popular Custom Blends Requested:

• English Breakfast
  

• PCOS Support Tea

• Caffeine-Free Smokers Blend

• Fibromyalgia Support Blend

• Mellow Minds (Kids ADHD Tea)

• Restful Rascals (Kids PM Sleep Tea)

• Bloat & Belly Blend

• Fertility Tea

• Herbal “Xanax” (seen on TikTok)

• Fun Fruity Magic Blends

• And so many more…

✨ Please specify if you want an AM or PM blend!
It helps us tailor the herbs to your energy levels and your daily rhythm.

Reordering?

Let us know in the text box!
We’ll pull your formula from our haunted apothecary archives.
If you don’t mention it’s a reorder, your blend may vary based on current herbs available.

How to Request Your Custom Blend

Example 1:
“I need a tea that calms my mind but keeps me focused. Caffeine-free. Sweet + tart flavor. AM blend!”

Example 2:
“Looking for a baby/breastfeeding-friendly sleep tea that also boosts milk production. PM blend!”

Current Herbs & Teas in Our Potion Pantry

(Always updating! Our apothecary grows daily.)
Ashwagandha • Calendula • Blessed Thistle • Burdock Root • California Poppy • Chamomile • Chaste Berry • Chai • Cinnamon • Cornsilk • Damiana • Dandelion Leaf • Earl Grey • Echinacea • Elderberry • English Breakfast • Eucalyptus • Fennel • Feverfew • Fruit Blends • Ginger • Ginkgo • Green Tea • Guarana • Hibiscus • Hops • Hyssop • Lavender • Lemon Balm • Lemongrass • Lemon Peel • Licorice Root • Marshmallow Leaf/Root • Mullein • Mugwort • Nettle • Oatstraw • Oolong • Orange Peel • Passion Flower • Papaya Leaf • Peppermint • Yarrow
+ More added daily!

Why Haunted Humans Love Our Custom Blends

• Personalized to your symptoms & goals

• Thoughtfully crafted with herbal science

• Tastes amazing, no “earthy dirt water” here

• Perfect for neurodivergent nervous systems

• A grounding ritual, not just a drink

• Small-batch, fresh-blended, made with care

Disclaimer

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always consult a healthcare provider before consuming herbal products, especially if pregnant, nursing, or taking medications.