DEADLY DUO - Herbal Tea Bundle for Chronic Pain Relief & Deep Sleep
Live like the undead. Rest like the forgotten. Rise again tomorrow. ☠️🕯️
For flare days and restless nights. The Deadly Duo is a two-part ritual for haunted humans who are tired of being tired, one tea to wake the body, one tea to bury the day. Small-batch, trauma-informed, and cozy as hell. Together, they're unstoppable. 🖤
Rise From the Dead (100g)
Daytime Pain Relief & Brain Revival Blend
Ingredients: Black Tea • Blackberry Leaf • Rose Hips • Passionflower • Echinacea • Elderberry
Designed to Support:
- Chronic inflammation & pain
- Brain fog & mental fatigue
- Anxiety & nervous system overwhelm
- Low-energy, high-demand days
Bold, berry-kissed black tea with grounding herbs to help you rise, not frantic, not jittery, just functionally undead and ready to go. 🫖
Sleep Like the Dead (100g)
Deep Rest & Dream-State Blend
Ingredients: Valerian • Lavender • Chamomile • Mugwort • Ashwagandha • Orange Peel
Designed to Support:
- Deep, restorative sleep
- Nervous system down-regulation
- Stress, burnout & bedtime anxiety
- Vivid dreams & subconscious processing
This isn't "sleepy tea." This is close-the-coffin, lights-out, don't-resurrect-me-until-morning tea. 🌑
Why You'll Love the Deadly Duo
- Two full 100g large tea packs - day and night covered
- Complete nervous system support from sunrise to coffin-close
- Save 20% automatically bundled for the haunted & budget-conscious
- FREE SHIPPING because you've suffered enough
Safety & Transparency
Not recommended for:
- Pregnancy or breastfeeding
- Children under 14
- Those on sedative medications (consult your provider before using Sleep Like the Dead)
No additives, fillers, or synthetic ingredients. Sourced from ethical wildcrafters. Handcrafted and packaged locally. 🌿
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Deadly Duo | Herbal Tea Bundle for Chronic Pain & Deep Sleep
Deadly Duo | Herbal Tea Bundle for Chronic Pain & Deep Sleep
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DEADLY DUO - Herbal Tea Bundle for Chronic Pain Relief & Deep Sleep
Live like the undead. Rest like the forgotten. Rise again tomorrow. ☠️🕯️
For flare days and restless nights.
The Deadly Duo is a two-part ritual for haunted humans who are tired of being tired, one tea to wake the body, one tea to bury the day. Small-batch, trauma-informed, and cozy as hell.
Together, they're unstoppable. 🖤
Rise From the Dead (100g) — Daytime Pain Relief & Brain Revival Blend
Ingredients: Black Tea • Blackberry Leaf • Rose Hips • Passionflower • Echinacea • Elderberry
When your body feels cursed, your brain feels foggy, and life demands movement anyway, this is the brew that drags you lovingly back into the land of the living.
Designed to Support:
- Chronic inflammation & pain
- Brain fog & mental fatigue
- Anxiety & nervous system overwhelm
- Low-energy, high-demand days
Bold, berry-kissed black tea with grounding herbs to help you rise, not frantic, not jittery, just functionally undead and ready to go. 🫖
Sleep Like the Dead (100g) — Deep Rest & Dream-State Blend
Ingredients: Valerian • Lavender • Chamomile • Mugwort • Ashwagandha • Orange Peel
Time to rest in peace.
This fan-favorite blend was born from customer demand and crafted from two beloved legends, Rest & Release and Lucid Dream. The result is a powerful, deeply calming night ritual designed to help your body finally unclench and your mind slip into stillness.
Designed to Support:
- Deep, restorative sleep
- Nervous system down-regulation
- Stress, burnout & bedtime anxiety
- Vivid dreams & subconscious processing
This isn't "sleepy tea."
This is close-the-coffin, lights-out, don't-resurrect-me-until-morning tea. 🌑
Why You'll Love the Deadly Duo
- Two full 100g large tea packs - day and night covered
- Complete nervous system support from sunrise to coffin-close
- Save 20% automatically bundled for the haunted & budget-conscious
- FREE SHIPPING because you've suffered enough
Drink it as ritual. Drink it as rebellion. Drink it because surviving shouldn't hurt this much.
The Deadly Duo awaits. ☠️🖤
Safety & Transparency
Not recommended for:
- Pregnancy or breastfeeding
- Children under 14
- Those on sedative medications (consult your provider before using Sleep Like the Dead)
No additives, fillers, or synthetic ingredients. Sourced from ethical wildcrafters. Handcrafted and packaged locally. 🌿
DISCLAIMER These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease and should not be considered medical advice. It is the customer's responsibility to review contraindications before use. Please consult a healthcare professional before using any herbal tea for health or medical reasons, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, or taking medications.
Tea Instructions
Tea Instructions
Steep 2-4g/1Tbsp of loose tea in 8 oz of water for 5-8 mins.
Store in a dry and cool place.
How many cups of tea?
How many cups of tea?
50g Tea pack varies from 15-25 cups of 8oz tea depending on strength preference.
100g - 35 -50 cups of tea depending on strength preference.
How much tea can I drink?
How much tea can I drink?
Consuming a LOT of anything, out of the blue - even if the product is 100% safe and beneficial, can shock your system.
Drinking too much water, for example, can lead to nasty side effects. It is all about BALANCE, introducing and experimenting slowly and consistently.
Our recommendations are to check with your doctor first for contraindications. Second, experiment slowly and lightly and watch for side effects. Start with 1-2 cups daily.
Materials
Materials
Eco-Friendly Packaging!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All Orders are MADE-TO-ORDER.
At Emerald Coast Alternatives, every order is handcrafted with care by our small but dedicated team of 1-2 people. Due to the handmade nature of our products and the volume of orders we receive, processing times can take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days before your order is ready to ship.
Once shipped, USPS delivery times can be unpredictable, and while most packages arrive in a timely manner, occasional delays or lost packages do occur. To set realistic expectations, we estimate a total shipping timeframe of 3-4 weeks from the time you place your order. We know this may seem like a long wait, and we truly appreciate your patience as we work hard to streamline our process and get your teas to you as quickly as possible.
We are incredibly grateful for your support of our small business, and we’re always working on improving our processing and shipping times. If you ever have concerns about your order, please don’t hesitate to reach out!
Thank you for your patience and for being part of our tea-loving community! 💚🍵
10-day Returns on unopened products. $5 fee for return label.
No returns on opened products.
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