VIP Coven of the Magically Misunderstood

Coven of the Magically Misunderstood

A monthly ritual space for big-hearted thinkers, neurospicy creators, and emotionally intelligent rebels who are tired of forcing clarity & creativity.

This is not a hustle container.
This is not an affiliate program.
This is not a place to fix yourself.

This is a coven
where emotional regulation comes before productivity,
where tea is both medicine and magic,
and where your voice gets clearer the safer your nervous system feels.

✨ Monthly live class
✨ Mindfulness, herbalism, and creative clarity
✨ Ritual • Research • Relief • Rebellion

Come as you are. Stay as long as it serves you.

👉 Join the Coven

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WHO THIS IS FOR

You might belong here if:

• You’re a creator, entrepreneur, or big-vision human building something, but your nervous system is tired

• You’re emotionally aware, but still feel overstimulated, scattered, or stuck

• You’ve outgrown hustle culture but haven’t found what replaces it

• You crave ritual, herbs, movement, and meaning...without spiritual bypassing

• You want to regulate your body before trying to “optimize” your life

• You feel a little haunted… but in a tender, poetic way

You don’t need to be broken to be here.
You just need to be curious.

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WHO THIS IS NOT FOR (BOUNDARIES ARE HOT)

This coven is probably not for you if:

• You want quick fixes, formulas, or 10x strategies

• You need rigid structure, homework, or productivity policing

• You’re looking for traditional coaching or marketing tactics

• You want someone to tell you who to be instead of helping you hear yourself

This space is about listening, not grinding.

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WHAT HAPPENS INSIDE THE COVEN

Every Month, We Gather Live

Each class follows the same nervous-system-safe rhythm:

1. Opening Ritual

A short haunted mindfulness moment to help you arrive in your body
(Regulation before information, always)

2. Coven Teaching

A rotating monthly theme exploring topics like:

• Emotional regulation & nervous system safety

• Identity shifts as you grow

• Relationship with time, productivity, and rest

• Finding your voice (and your brand voice, if you have one)

• Self-trust, intuition, and decision fatigue

• Creativity, movement, and meaning-making

This is teaching for the magically misunderstood, grounded, poetic, and deeply human.

3. Tea + Herbal Deep Dive

Each month we explore a featured tea or herb:

• Medicinal properties (rooted in responsibility, not medical claims)

• Magical lore & energetic qualities

• How to work with the tea as ritual, not just consume it

• Seasonal and emotional relevance

4. Closing Integration

Gentle reflection, optional ritual or movement, no performative homework
Just something that lands.

✨ Replays included
✨ No pressure to attend live
✨ Come when you can, leave when you need

THE FOUR PILLARS OF THE COVEN

Everything inside the Coven weaves these four threads:

🌿 Ritual

Turning the mundane into something meaningful
Tea, movement, mindfulness, intention

🧠 Research

Understanding your nervous system, patterns, and responses
Not clinical. Not condescending. Just clarity.

🌙 Relief

Less bracing. More exhaling.
Regulation you can actually feel.

🔥 Rebellion

Unlearning hustle, urgency, and self-abandonment
Softness as strategy. Presence as power.

ABOUT YOUR GUIDE

Hi, I’m Kat.
I teach haunted mindfulness for the magically misunderstood.

I blend:

• Emotional regulation & mindfulness

• Herbal wisdom & tea magic

• Creative voice development

• Nervous-system-safe teaching

I don’t teach from a pedestal.
I teach from lived experience, pattern recognition, and deep respect for tender systems.

Inside the Coven, I’m not here to lead you harder.
I’m here to help you hear yourself again.

WHAT THIS IS REALLY ABOUT

This coven exists because:

• Healing shouldn’t feel like another job

• Creativity doesn’t thrive under pressure

• Regulation is more powerful than motivation

• And you don’t need to become someone else to move forward

You’re not behind.
You’re not broken.
You’re just learning how to live inside yourself more gently.

MEMBERSHIP DETAILS

✨ Monthly membership
✨ Live monthly class + replay
✨ Cancel anytime
✨ No tiers. No ladders. No gatekeeping.

This is a hearth, not a hamster wheel.

👉 Join the Coven of the Magically Misunderstood

If you’ve been craving a place where:

• softness is respected

• curiosity is encouraged

• magic is grounded

• and rebellion is quiet but potent

You’re already hearing the call.

Come sit with us.

Join the Coven