Sleep Like The Dead - Ultimate PM Blend

SLEEP LIKE THE DEAD — Herbal Tea for Deep Sleep, Lucid Dreams & Full-Body Reset

“Time to rest in peace... without the permanent part.”

Born from the dreamy depths of customer requests, this hauntingly powerful bedtime brew merges our most beloved blends: Rest & Release + Lucid Dream Tea. The result? A knockout herbal potion that helps you drop into the deepest sleep of your life😴 peaceful, restorative, and maybe just a little bit otherworldly.

⚰️ What It’s Designed For:

• Insomnia & racing thoughts that won’t quit

• PMS, PMDD, and restless hormone cycles

• Digestive unrest and IBS-related sleep issues

• Chronic pain and inflammation disrupting rest

• Immune and nervous system burnout

• Anyone who wants to truly recover while they snooze

💤 What It Does:

• Valerian and chamomile help calm your body into stillness

• Mugwort opens the portal to lucid dreams and deeper sleep cycles

• Ashwagandha balances stress and nervous system fatigue

• Lavender and orange peel soothe the senses and quiet the mind

• Melts you into the sheets...like velvet fog, but cozy

🫖 How to Use It:

• Drink 30–60 minutes before bed

• Use nightly to improve sleep quality over time

• Warning: Do not operate a broomstick or text your ex after drinking

⚠️ Not Safe For:

• Pregnancy or breastfeeding

• Daytime drinking, unless you're ready to nap like a pharaoh

🌙 Taste Profile:
Herbal, floral, and lightly citrusy. Earthy notes from valerian and mugwort blend with lavender’s soft perfume and a hint of orange sweetness. Dreamy, mysterious, and a little ghostly—like moonlight in a mug.

🌿 Ingredients:
Valerian, Lavender, Chamomile, Mugwort, Ashwagandha, Orange Peel
Caffeine-Free | Graveyard-Level Sleep | Dream Portal Activated

The living toss, the restless pace,
But this tea slows the frantic race.
With dreams that drift through midnight mist,
You’ll sink into the crypt of bliss.
So sip, unwind, and clear your head
Tonight, you’ll truly sleep like the dead.

DISCLAIMER

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This information is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases and should not be considered as medical advice for dealing with a given problem. It is the customer's responsibility to become familiar with the contraindications of any tea or herbal before using. Please consult a healthcare professional before drinking any tea or herbal for health or medical reasons, particularly if you are pregnant, nursing, or on any medications.