The Haunted Birth Chart Reading: Learn Your Big 3, Planets & Houses Through the Haunted House Framework
🏚️ Your Soul Is a House
Your birth chart isn’t a mystery; it’s architecture.
It’s the home your soul chose to build in this lifetime.
Every wall, window, and whisper tells a story. Some rooms you show the world. Some stay candlelit and quiet, holding memories, moods, and meaning.
Astrology isn’t about prediction; it’s about permission to understand the blueprints of who you are.
In my Haunted Birth Chart Reading, I’ll walk you through your cosmic home, showing you how to read your chart like the map of your own haunted house. You’ll leave not just knowing your placements, but understanding how to live inside them.
🌞 The Foundation: Your Sun Sign
Your Sun sign is the frame, the foundation, and the bones of your house.
It’s who you are at your core✨ the purpose your soul came here to embody.
Your Sun sign answers the question:
“What am I here to build and how will I build it?”
🌅 The Windows and Siding: Your Rising Sign
Your Rising sign is the outside of your house✨ the color of your paint, the mood of your porch, the way light hits your windows at sunset.
Your Rising sign answers the question:
“How do I move through the world, and how does it see me?”
🌙 The Inside: Your Moon Sign
Your Moon sign is the interior✨the candlelit rooms, the safe corners, the part of you only shown to those who knock softly and mean it.
Your Moon sign answers the question:
“What makes me feel at home in my own skin?”
🪞 Planets & Houses: The Residents and Rooms
Once you’ve met your Big 3, we’ll step into each planet and house — learning who lives where, what each energy represents, and how they interact.
Every planet is a personality, and every house is a room in your inner mansion.
You’ll see how your energy moves from the kitchen of communication (3rd house) to the attic of dreams (12th house).
It’s astrology made simple, soulful, and unforgettable.
✨ The Haunted Birth Chart Reading
In this 45-minute live session, you’ll learn the foundations of astrology🔮 your Big 3, your planets, your houses🕯️ in a way that finally makes sense.
You’ll Receive:
🕯️ 45-minute live 1:1 session (Google Hangouts or video call)
📜 Custom PDF chart summary written in my signature spooky-poetic style
📖 “How to Read Your Chart” mini guide for ongoing self-discovery
👻 Printable Astrology Cheat Sheet for quick planet and house meanings
💌 Optional recording of your reading (so you can rewatch your revelations later)
And if you want to focus on something specific home, family, career, love, or purpose, just drop it in the notes box when you book your session.
Your reading will be custom-tailored to what you’re ready to explore.
💫 Investment: $111 (Valued at $250)
Because self-awareness shouldn’t cost your soul💫
This is a limited-time Founder’s Price before it rises.
🪄 How to Book
All you need is your birth date, birth time, and city or location 👻 and about two minutes of witchy enthusiasm. 🖤
Here’s How It Works:
Step 1: Add your Haunted Birth Chart Reading to your cart.
Step 2: In the text box at checkout, enter your birth date, time, and city/location (and any special focus you’d like👌 love, home, family, career, or purpose).
Step 3: Complete checkout!
Our Spooky Support Team will email you within 1–2 business days to set up your 45-minute live 1:1 call.
That’s it! No pressure, no awkward scheduling portals💫 just a simple process to help you step into your cosmic haunted house with confidence and curiosity.
🖤 Ready to Step Into Your Haunted House?
Your chart isn’t here to trap you — it’s here to free you.
Let’s make the haunted house of your soul feel like home again.
Book Your Haunted Birth Chart Reading 🏚️✨
$111 — Includes Live Session + Custom Chart PDF + Cheat Sheet + Beginner’s Guide
The Haunted Family Chart Reading (Optional Add-On)
Reading my kids’ charts changed everything for me as a parent of four — how I communicate, how I guide, and how I support them.
This Parent + Kiddo Add-On lets you explore your chart and your children’s charts together, helping you understand each other on a soul-deep level.
You’ll Receive:
🕯️ Mini chart readings for up to 3 children (with insights into their emotional & communication styles)
🪞 Parent + Kiddo Connection Guide PDF
🌙 Comparative insights — how your charts interact and complement each other
📜 All original Haunted Birth Chart materials (live session, PDFs, cheat sheet, and guide)
💫 Add-On Pricing:
👩👦 Parent + One Kiddo — $175
👩👦 Parent + Up to 3 Kiddos — $222
You’ll be able to note each child’s birth info when booking.
Our Spooky Support Ghoul will reach out within 24–48 business hours to schedule your session.
🕯️ Because Knowing Their Chart Changes Everything
When you understand your child’s chart alongside your own, you stop trying to “fix” who they are✨ and start connecting with who they’ve always been.
Astrology gives you a language of empathy ✨a way to see your kids as they are, not who the world says they should be.
It’s not about control.
It’s about connection.
🖤 Learn your chart. Learn theirs. Learn each other.
About the Creator – Katarina “Kat” Scott
Katarina “Kat” Scott is a mindfulness meditation teacher, herbalist, and co-founder of Emerald Coast Alternative👻a haunted apothecary where spooky self-love meets nervous system science.
Her work bridges evidence-based secular mindfulness with creative ritual and metaphor, guiding haunted and healing humans to regulate, reconnect, and rediscover their own inner magic.
A lifelong student of the nervous system (and a self-proclaimed haunted heart), Kat teaches Haunted Mindfulness 👻a rebellion against shame-based healing that blends the science of regulation with the poetry of ritual. Through her meditations, Monster Mindfulness projects, and signature Tea Magicrituals, she offers an inclusive, non-religious, and deeply human approach to mindfulness ✨one that makes peace with both the science and the shadows.
✨ Areas of Expertise
• Secular & Trauma-Sensitive Mindfulness
• Neurodivergent Emotional Regulation
• Herbalism & Sensory-Based Rituals
• Creative Wellness Education & Spooky Self-Love Storytelling
“In this haunted apothecary, rebellion steeps in ritual, relief rises in steam, and every cup reminds yo✨the magic was always yours to brew.”
Follow her on Tiktok - -> @eca.beautea
