What This Is:
A whimsical, spooky-soft mindfulness story where your inner demon...the watcher, the worrier, the protector...is invited to sit down for tea instead of running the house.
This ritual teaches safety through warmth, repetition, and story, not force or control.
We don’t silence the monster.
We don’t exile them.
We invite them to tea.
Who This Is For
This ritual is for you if:
- Your brain stays on high alert
- Traditional mindfulness feels boring, inaccessible, or irritating
- You love spooky stories, soft rituals, and a little dark whimsy
- You want calm without pretending you’re not haunted
If your nervous system prefers stories over instructions, welcome home.
What’s Included:
This isn’t just an audio meditation.
It’s a complete haunted ritual, designed to be returned to, not rushed through.
When you download Demon Tea Time, you’ll receive:
- The 6.5-minute guided haunted mindfulness meditation
- The Demon Tea Time Ritual Letter (Printable + Digital)
- A Reflection Prompt
- Simple Ritual Instructions
- Affirmations for Haunted Nervous Systems
Everything is optional.
Everything is gentle.
Everything is designed to help your body feel safe enough to listen.
What You’ll Experience:
- A whimsical, haunted storytelling meditation (6.5 minutes)
- A nervous-system-friendly ritual you’ll actually WANT to repeat
- A new relationship with the parts of you that feel “too much”
- Calm that comes from companionship, not suppression
- A practice that works with any tea you already have...herbal, caffeinated, decaf, familiar, or new
Warmth matters more than rules.

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Demon Tea Time: Befriend your Inner Monster for Anxious & Overstimulated Minds

Name: Demon Tea Time: Befriend your Inner Monster for Anxious & Overstimulated Minds
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Demon Tea Time: Befriend your Inner Monster for Anxious & Overstimulated Minds

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Demon Tea Time

A Haunted Mindfulness Ritual for Anxious & Overstimulated Minds
When the kettle sings, the monster listens…

A cozy, spooky mindfulness ritual for anxious, overstimulated minds, told like a bedtime story your nervous system actually trusts.

This isn’t a meditation about clearing your mind.

It’s a story about making tea with the part of you that never sleeps.

The watcher.
The worrier.
The protector who stays on high alert long after the danger has passed.

Demon Tea Time is a 6.5-minute haunted mindfulness ritual designed for anxious nights, overstimulated days, and nervous systems that don’t respond to being told to “just calm down.”

No fixing.
No breath counting.
No banishing your inner monsters.

Just a kettle.
A cup.
And a moment of shared quiet.

Soft. Simple. Powerful.

The scariest monsters don’t live under the bed.

They live inside us…
and most of them are just exhausted from protecting us for too long.

We don’t banish our monsters.
We don’t demand they disappear.

We invite them to tea.

Choose Your Ritual Experience

Digital Ritual - $12 (Only $1 TO TRY IT NOW)

Instant access to:

The 6.5-minute guided Demon Tea Time meditation
A digital haunted ritual letter
A reflection prompt to deepen the experience
A closing affirmation + message from the ritual

Works with any tea you already have.
Perfect for evenings, meltdowns, or quiet resets.
No pressure. No performance.

Demon Tea Time Ritual Kit

A physical + digital haunted care package for your inner monster.

Includes:

The 6.5-minute guided meditation (QR code + instant digital access) - $12 value
✦ A mystery loose-leaf herbal tea sample - $8.50 value
✦ A beautifully printed Haunted Ritual Letter
- Easy step-by-step how-to
- Meditation QR code
- Reflection prompt
- Closing affirmation + message
Digital copy of the ritual letter for future reprints