Three Haunted Sleep Teas. One Spellbound Invitation to Discover What Your Body Needs.
Sleep isn’t one-size-fits-all, especially for haunted humans like us.
Some nights your brain is a carnival. Other nights your hormones are throwing furniture. And sometimes you just need something heavy enough to tuck your nervous system into bed for you.
This Sleep Trio is your personal potion cabinet, a chance to explore, experiment, and discover which sleep spell your body asks for tonight. Because every nervous system is different… and every night writes its own story.
Inside the trio, you’ll find our three most powerful bedtime blends:
• Lucid Dream – deep calm, dream work, intuitive wandering, instant relaxation
• Rest & Release – tension relief, unclenching, nighttime anxiety support
• Sleep Like the Dead – heavy, velvety, full-body knockout rest
Use them like a nighttime tarot pull:
✨ What do I need tonight?
✨ Which blend matches my mood, my hormones, my haunted brain?
✨ Which spell will finally convince my body to let go?
Together, these teas create a flexible, intuitive sleep ritual, one that honors you, your cycles, and your ever-shapeshifting nervous system.
This isn’t just tea.
This is nocturnal alchemy, choose your potion, cast your spell, and see which kind of rest your body summons tonight.
WHAT’S INSIDE THE TRIPLE SLEEP SPELL
LUCID DREAM – Relaxation & Dreamwork Tea
Your “float away” formula. Perfect for racing thoughts, jitters, restless legs, and nighttime overstimulation.
Valerian softens your entire body.
Mugwort opens the dream realm.
Lavender wraps your mind like a warm shawl.
Use when: Your brain refuses to shut up, you’re overstimulated, or you’re craving magical, vivid, intuitive sleep.
REST & RELEASE – PM Tea for Unwinding the Mind & Body
A forest-soft lullaby for your nervous system.
Chamomile, mugwort, eucalyptus, and ashwagandha melt tension from muscles, hormones, and the digestive system.
Use when: You’re wired, tight, crampy, bloated, achy, anxious, or just… really over it.
SLEEP LIKE THE DEAD – Heavy-Duty Sleep Elixir
The knockout blend born from merging our two top teas.
Valerian + chamomile drop you into stillness.
Ashwagandha and mugwort deepen your sleep cycles.
Lavender and orange peel soothe your senses into darkness.
Use when: You’d like to disappear into your mattress for 8+ hours and resurrect sometime tomorrow.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS TRIO
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Deep rest for every type of haunted night
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Supports insomnia, anxiety, overstimulation, hormonal restlessness & chronic tension
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Perfect for neurodivergent brains
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Dream-enhancing, nervous-system soothing, body-relaxing
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Caffeine-free spells you can trust
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Makes a magical gift for someone who deserves to sleep like a cozy little ghost
HOW TO USE YOUR TRIPLE SLEEP SPELL
Choose your potion depending on your mood:
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Lucid Dream → for instant calm + emotional release + body connection
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Rest & Release → for tension + physical discomfort + racing mind
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Sleep Like the Dead → for full-body knockout nervous system rerest
Sip 30–60 minutes before bed.
Pair with candles, journaling, bedtime rituals, or a “no one speak to me, I’m off-duty” blanket cocoon.
NOT SAFE FOR
Pregnancy, breastfeeding, very young children, or mixing with sedatives without medical guidance.