Deadly Duo - Herbal Tea Pack for Chronic Pain Support + Better Sleep

Herbal Tea Pack for Chronic Pain Support + Better Sleep

Live like the UNDEAD. Rest like the forgotten. Rise again tomorrow.

For flare days and restless nights: Deadly Dou supports pain relief and sleep with a soothing, spooky-soft ritual. Small-batch, trauma-informed, and cozy as hell.

This is your two-part ritual for haunted humans who are tired of being tired.
One tea to wake the body, one tea to bury the day, together, they’re unstoppable.

Rise From The Dead (100g)

Daytime Pain Relief & Brain Revival Blend

Ingredients:
Black Tea • Blackberry Leaf • Rose Hips • Passion Flower • Echinacea • Elderberry

When your body feels cursed, your brain feels foggy, and life demands movement anyway, this is the brew that drags you lovingly back into the land of the living.

Designed to support:

• Chronic inflammation & pain

• Brain fog & mental fatigue

• Anxiety & nervous system overwhelm

• Low-energy, high-demand days

Bold, berry-kissed black tea with grounding herbs to help you Rise From The Dead—not frantic, not jittery, just functionally undead and ready to go.

Sleep Like The Dead (100g)

Deep Rest & Dream-State Blend

Ingredients:
Valerian • Lavender • Chamomile • Mugwort • Ashwagandha • Orange Peel

TIME TO REST IN PEACE.
This fan-favorite blend was born from customer demand and crafted from two legends: Rest & Release + Lucid Dream.

The result? A powerful, deeply calming night ritual designed to help your body finally unclench and your mind slip into stillness.

Designed to support:

• Deep, restorative sleep

• Nervous system down-regulation

• Stress, burnout, and bedtime anxiety

• Vivid dreams & subconscious processing

This isn’t “sleepy tea.”
This is close-the-coffin, lights-out, don’t-resurrect-me-until-morning tea.

Why You’ll Love the Deadly Duo

• Two full 100g LARGE tea packs

• Day + night nervous system support

• Save 20% automatically

• FREE SHIPPING (because you’ve suffered enough)

Drink it as ritual.
Drink it as rebellion.
Drink it because surviving shouldn’t hurt this much.

The Deadly Duo awaits. ☠️

DISCLAIMER

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This information is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases and should not be considered as medical advice for dealing with a given problem. It is the customer's responsibility to become familiar with the contraindications of any tea or herbal before using. Please consult a healthcare professional before drinking any tea or herbal for health or medical reasons, particularly if you are pregnant, nursing, or on any medications.