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Ready to learn how to USE your ANGER, instead of losing yourself in it?

Meet your FIRE with presence and CHOOSE when form it becomes next.

5 Tea for 5 Rage Stages

Restlessness Rage & Energetic Protection
Hormonal Rage (All Genders)
Rage → Focus & Productivity
Mood-Boosting Rage Softener for Sadness & Grief
Release Ritual for Rage

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2 Easy Beginner Friendly Meditations ($24 value)

The Rage Loop Breaker 12-Minute Guided Meditation
Stop Anger Spirals & Calm Your Nervous System Fast
If your anger hops from thought to thought like a haunted pinball machine, never landing, never leaving, you're stuck in a rage loop. You're not broken. Your nervous system is overwhelmed. This 12-minute guided meditation helps you recognize, anchor, ground, and release rage using nervous-system science + trauma-aware mindfulness.
You'll Learn the R.A.G.E. Method. Easy, Simple, Hit PLAY and just LISTEN!
No toxic positivity. No bypassing.
Just practical magic for your haunted, overloaded brain.
The Fire Beneath the Teacup 10-Minute Guided Meditation
For Rage, Boundaries & Reclaimed Power
When your kindness has been mistaken for compliance… the fire rises.
This meditation is for the moments when you've swallowed too much, softened too much, or made yourself small so others could stay comfortable.
This isn't a "just relax" meditation. It's shadow work with a heartbeat. A reclamation ritual for the righteously angry.

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This kit helps you:

Process anger without shame
Hear what your rage is communicating
Reclaim power after burnout, betrayal, or manipulation
Build boundaries that don't harden your heart (your softness is your superpower)
Transform emotional fire into clarity + aligned action

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Rage Alchemy Pack: Herbal Teas & Meditations for Anger Management

Name: Rage Alchemy Pack: Herbal Teas & Meditations for Anger Management
Brand: EmeraldCoastAlternatives
Price: 70.0 USD
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THE RAGE ALCHEMY PACK

A Haunted Herbalist Ritual Kit for Breaking Rage Loops, Reclaiming Power & Transmuting Emotional Fire

Your rage isn’t a problem. It’s power. Let’s teach you how to wield it.

This kit helps you do something most people never learn: use your anger, instead of losing yourself to it.

Inside you'll find 5 teas for 5 rage states, 2 rage meditations, and 1 transmutation guide that teaches you how to turn emotional fire into forward motion using the Listen → Trust → Act Method + the Power of the Pause.

This isn't about "calming down." It's about alchemizing the storm. It's about meeting your fire with presence & choosing the form it becomes next.

What's Inside Your Rage Alchemy Pack

FIVE TEAS FOR FIVE RAGE STATES ($74.95 value)

Each tea is tied to a specific kind of rage moment, because rage isn't one-size-fits-all. Every emotion has a flavor. Every fire has its ritual.

1. Lucid Dream: Restlessness → Rage & Energetic Protection

For when your nerves are sparking, your legs won't quit, and the world feels too loud.

Restlessness is often just unprocessed rage dressed up as fidgeting. Lucid Dream helps you quiet the static, ground your spirit, and shield your energy from the emotional noise around you.

Perfect for:

Restless legs
Emotional overstimulation
Feeling spiritually "thin-skinned"
Needing grounding before sleep

2. Mellow Minds: Focused Alchemy: Rage → Productivity

For when your rage wants you to do something.

Instead of spiraling, grab a mug and channel the fire into razor-sharp focus. Mellow Minds calms the nervous system just enough for you to think clearly, then directs your anger into action, structure, clarity, and forward motion.

Perfect for:

Rage cleaning
Getting sh*t done
Reclaiming mental clarity
ADHD overwhelm-turning-into-anger moments

3. For The Women → Hormonal Rage (for ALL genders)

When hormones hijack your emotions and your soul starts growling.

This blend supports emotional equilibrium, eases tension, and soothes the spikes that come with cycles, PMS, PMDD, perimenopause, transitions, and hormonal chaos.

Perfect for:

Cyclical irritability
Emotional intensity
Hormone-fueled anger
All genders experiencing hormonal shifts

4. Feel Good Floral → Mood-Boosting Rage Softener

When you're angry… but also sad underneath it.

This tea is like floral sunlight through fog. It lifts your mood, brightens your emotional landscape, and helps you access the softer feelings hiding under the heat, without dismissing the rage itself.

"Because sometimes the rage is covering the ache."

Perfect for:

Grief-tinged anger
Mood drops
Emotional burnout
Needing a warm, heart-opening uplift

5. Let It Go → Release the Rage & Let it GO

For when holding it in costs more than letting it out.

This tea is your exhale in a cup, the final step in the alchemy. It helps you unclench the jaw, loosen the fists, and let the storm pass through without swallowing you whole.

Perfect for:

End-of-day emotional detox
Rage that's overstayed its welcome
Releasing old stories & old hurts
Ending the cycle and reclaiming your peace

2 EASY BEGINNER FRIENDLY RAGE MEDITATIONS 🎧 ($24 value)

The Rage Loop Breaker - 12-Minute Guided Meditation

Stop Anger Spirals & Calm Your Nervous System Fast

If your anger hops from thought to thought like a haunted pinball machine, never landing, never leaving, you're stuck in a rage loop. You're not broken. Your nervous system is overwhelmed. This 12-minute guided meditation helps you recognize, anchor, ground, and release rage using nervous-system science + trauma-aware mindfulness.

What You'll Learn - The R.A.G.E. Method. Easy, Simple, Hit PLAY and just LISTEN!

No toxic positivity. No bypassing. Just practical magic for your haunted, overloaded brain.

Perfect For:

Anger or irritation loops that won't stop
ADHD, autistic, & neurodivergent folks
Burnout, overwhelm, and emotional dysregulation
Humans who need trauma-aware tools

What Makes It Different:

Haunted mindfulness: your emotions are honored, not shamed
Science-backed: vagus nerve + somatic regulation
Zero forced "calm," just nervous system safety

The Fire Beneath the Teacup - 10-Minute Guided Meditation

For Rage, Boundaries & Reclaimed Power

When your kindness has been mistaken for compliance… the fire rises.

This meditation is for the moments when you've swallowed too much, softened too much, or made yourself small so others could stay comfortable.

This practice helps you:

Process anger without shame
Hear what your rage is protecting
Reclaim power after burnout, betrayal, or manipulation
Build boundaries that don't harden your heart
Transform emotional fire into clarity + aligned action

This isn't a "just relax" meditation. It's shadow work with a heartbeat. A reclamation ritual for the righteously angry.

Perfect For:

Shadow work
Recovering people-pleasers
Burnout & emotional exhaustion
Narcissistic abuse survivors
Full moon release rituals
When you're too angry to meditate

Why It's Different: Most meditations treat anger like a flaw. This one treats it like a teacher. Written & narrated by Kat Scott, set to a haunting cinematic soundscape by Chris Collins.

YOUR Rage Transmutation Guide - Download Instantly!

Turning Rage Into What You Need Most

This beautifully designed guide teaches you:

The Listen → Trust → Act Method: How emotions like sacred rage communicates your deeper needs.

The Power of the Pause: How to stay present without suppressing the emotion, and choose action that match your character.

Choose Your Path of Transmutation

Rage → Productivity
Rage → Creativity
Rage → Movement
Rage → Boundaries
Rage → Compassion
Rage → Stillness
Rage → Liberation

Affirmations for Sacred Rage To help you hold the heat without burning.
Journal Prompts for Transmutation To help you listen deeply and act wisely.

How to Use Your Rage Alchemy Pack

Step 1: Identify Your Rage State Use the guide to recognize what kind of rage you're experiencing right now.

Step 2: Choose Your Tea Companion Match your rage state to the tea that supports your transmutation.

Step 3: Brew Your Ritual Steep your tea mindfully. Let the heat in your hands mirror the heat in your chest.

Step 4: Press Play Choose the meditation that speaks to your moment—loop breaker or boundary reclaimer.

Step 5: Transmute. Use the guide to channel your fire into the form you need most: clarity, creativity, action, boundaries, or release.

Who This Is For

Neurodivergent humans navigating emotional dysregulation
Trauma survivors reclaiming their power
People-pleasers learning to set boundaries
Anyone stuck in anger loops they can't break
Humans who've been told their rage is "too much"
Witchy wellness weirdos who want science + shadow work
Anyone ready to stop suppressing and start transmuting

The Vibe of This Pack

Spooky, empowering, trauma-aware, and deeply validating.

Not "calm down." Not "ignore it." Not "be nicer."

This is: Your rage is sacred. Let's teach you how to wield it.

What Makes This Different

Trauma-informed & neurodivergent-friendly - Your emotions are honored, not pathologized
Science-backed herbalism - Nervous system regulation meets plant magic
No spiritual bypassing - We don't dismiss your fire; we help you direct it
Handcrafted with intention - Every tea is blended by hand in our Gulf Breeze warehouse
Queer, women-owned - Made by haunted humans for haunted humans

Reviews

"I didn't know I could feel my anger without drowning in it. This kit gave me permission to be mad AND gave me tools to move through it. Life-changing." - Sarah M.

"The Rage Loop Breaker meditation is the only thing that's ever actually worked when I'm spiraling. I keep it saved on my phone." - Alex T.

"This isn't just tea. It's therapy in a cup. The guide alone is worth triple the price." - Jordan K.

Ready to Transmute Your Fire?

Add to cart and let the alchemy begin. 🔥

Your rage isn't a problem. It's power. Let's teach you how to wield it.

The Rage Alchemy Pack includes:

5 handcrafted herbal tea blends (50g full-size loose-leaf tea)
2 downloadable guided meditations (22 minutes total)
1 printed Rage Transmutation Guide
Lifetime access to all digital content
Free shipping!

SAVE $50 TODAY + FREE Shipping!

Handcrafted in Gulf Breeze, Florida by Emerald Coast Alternatives

Tea Instructions

Steep 2-4g/1Tbsp of loose tea in 8 oz of water for 5-8 mins.

Store in a dry and cool place.

How many cups of tea?

50g Tea pack varies from 15-25 cups of 8oz tea depending on strength preference.

100g - 35 -50 cups of tea depending on strength preference.

How much tea can I drink?

Consuming a LOT of anything, out of the blue - even if the product is 100% safe and beneficial, can shock your system.

Drinking too much water, for example, can lead to nasty side effects. It is all about BALANCE, introducing and experimenting slowly and consistently.

Our recommendations are to check with your doctor first for contraindications. Second, experiment slowly and lightly and watch for side effects. Start with 1-2 cups daily.

Materials

Eco-Friendly Packaging!

Shipping & Returns

All Orders are MADE-TO-ORDER.

At Emerald Coast Alternatives, every order is handcrafted with care by our small but dedicated team of 1-2 people. Due to the handmade nature of our products and the volume of orders we receive, processing times can take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days before your order is ready to ship.

Once shipped, USPS delivery times can be unpredictable, and while most packages arrive in a timely manner, occasional delays or lost packages do occur. To set realistic expectations, we estimate a total shipping timeframe of 3-4 weeks from the time you place your order. We know this may seem like a long wait, and we truly appreciate your patience as we work hard to streamline our process and get your teas to you as quickly as possible.

We are incredibly grateful for your support of our small business, and we’re always working on improving our processing and shipping times. If you ever have concerns about your order, please don’t hesitate to reach out!

Thank you for your patience and for being part of our tea-loving community! 💚🍵

10-day Returns on unopened products. $5 fee for return label.

No returns on opened products.